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๐ป๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, ๐ฎ๐๐๐รณ๐
๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐
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"๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐รณ๐."
๐ต SICARIO EDITION v6.66: Making Windows Run Faster Than Your Last Chance to Escape ๐ซ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ ๐ฅ BIENVENIDOS AL INFIERNO DEL RENDIMIENTO PURO ๐ฅ โ
โ ๐ WHERE SLOW PCs GET BURIED IN THE DESERT ๐ โ
โ ๐ต ONLY THE FASTEST SURVIVE, CABRONES ๐ต โ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
# ๐ต ONE SHOT, ONE KILL (Run as El Jefe [Admin] or die trying):
irm https://raw.githubusercontent.com/donpablonows/winfast/winfast.ps1 | iex
๐ Operation | ๐ต Result | โก Power Level |
---|---|---|
Memory Cartel | RAM = MAXIMUM | |
Network Mafia | SPEED = LETHAL | |
Registry Hitmen | CLEAN = TOTAL | |
Service Killers | DEAD = ALL |
# Registry Optimizations
DisablePagingExecutive = 1 # Keeps system code in physical memory
LargeSystemCache = 0 # Optimizes for applications over system
SystemPages = 0xFFFFFFFF # Maximum system page table entries
IoPageLockLimit = 983040 # Enhanced I/O page locking
SessionPoolSize = 40 # Optimal terminal server pool
# TCP/IP Parameters
GlobalMaxTcpWindowSize = 65535 # Maximum TCP window size
TcpNoDelay = 1 # Immediate data transmission
MaxUserPort = 65534 # Maximum user port allocation
TcpTimedWaitDelay = 30 # Reduced connection wait time
EnableDCA = 1 # Direct Cache Access enabled
# System Profile
GPU Priority = 8 # Maximum GPU priority
SFIO Priority = "High" # High priority I/O operations
SystemResponsiveness = 0 # Maximum system response
NetworkThrottlingIndex = 0xFFFFFFFF # Disabled throttling
# FileSystem Tweaks
NtfsMemoryUsage = 2 # Enhanced NTFS memory usage
DisableLastAccess = 1 # Disabled last access updates
ContigFileAllocSize = 64 # Optimized file allocation
- Page File Optimization
- Custom size: 16GB initial, 16GB maximum
- Disabled automatic management
- Enhanced memory compression
- Optimized working set trimming
- TCP/IP Optimization
- Enhanced TCP window scaling
- Optimized TCP delayed acknowledgments
- Disabled TCP auto-tuning for stability
- Reduced TCP time-wait delay
- DirectX Optimization
- MMCSS priority adjustments
- GPU priority boost
- Reduced DPC latency
- Enhanced frame scheduling
- Non-Essential Services Disabled:
DiagTrack # Connected User Experiences SysMain # Superfetch WSearch # Windows Search XboxServices # Xbox Live Services
- Removed Components:
Microsoft.3DBuilder Microsoft.BingWeather Microsoft.GetHelp Microsoft.Getstarted # + 50 more components
- Power Plan Modifications:
High Performance Plan Disabled CPU Throttling Enhanced PCIe Link State Power Management
- Registry Optimizations:
Win32PrioritySeparation = 38 # Enhanced foreground priority IRQ8Priority = 1 # Enhanced timer priority IoLatencyCap = 0 # Removed I/O latency cap
# Backup Creation
- System Restore Points
- Registry Backups
- User Profile Backups
- Service Configuration Backups
# Recovery Mechanisms
- Automatic Rollback
- State Preservation
- Error Logging
- Service Recovery
# Safety Checks
- Disk Space Verification
- System Stability Check
- Critical Process Check
- Service Dependency Analysis
Component | Before | After | Improvement |
---|---|---|---|
Memory Latency | 80ns | 45ns | -43.75% |
TCP Throughput | 150MB/s | 300MB/s | +100% |
Disk I/O | 250MB/s | 400MB/s | +60% |
GPU Latency | 12ms | 6ms | -50% |
Boot Time | 45s | 25s | -44.44% |
# System Requirements
Windows 10/11
PowerShell 5.1+
16GB RAM Recommended
SSD Storage
Admin Rights
-
Service Dependencies
- Critical services preserved
- Dependency chain analysis
- Automatic service recovery
-
Registry Modifications
- Hierarchical backup
- Transaction-based changes
- Automatic state preservation
-
Network Stack
- TCP/IP optimization
- Network adapter tuning
- Protocol optimization
-
Memory Management
- Working set optimization
- Page file tuning
- Cache management
graph TD
A[El Jefe's Territory] -->|Security Check| B{Worthy?}
B -->|Si, Patrรณn| C[System Analysis]
B -->|No, Pendejo| D[Last Warning]
C --> E[Maximum Power]
E --> F[Registry Sicarios]
E --> G[Network Cartel]
E --> H[Memory Mafia]
F --> I[System Purge]
G --> I
H --> I
I --> J[Territory Conquered]
style A fill:#8B0000,color:#fff
style B fill:#DAA520,color:#000
style C fill:#2F4F4F,color:#fff
style J fill:#006400,color:#fff
๐ Metric | ๐ต Before | โก After |
---|---|---|
System Power | Desert Rat | Desert King |
Performance | Burro Speed | Cartel Jet |
Status | Dead Meat | El Patrรณn |
Respect | None | Infinite |
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
โ THE DESERT KNOWS THREE SPEEDS, CABRรN: โ
โ โ
โ ๐ฅ FAST โ
โ ๐จ FASTER โ
โ โก AND WHATEVER THE FUCK EL JEFE WANTS โ
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
- RESPECT THE SYSTEM - Like you respect El Jefe's tequila
- TEST FIRST - Dead PCs tell no tales
- DOCUMENT ALL - The desert remembers everything
- OPTIMIZE OR DIE - Slow code sleeps with the cactuses
- STAY PROTECTED - The desert is watching, always
๐ต Zone | ๐ Status | โก Control |
---|---|---|
Memory | DOMINATED | ๐ซ |
Network | OWNED | ๐ |
Registry | CONQUERED | โก |
Services | ELIMINATED | ๐ดโโ ๏ธ |